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435 :可愛い奥様 [sage] :2012/06/06(水) 07:40:04.76 ID:T8e9n6qi0 [PC]
【企業】大胆なスカイマーク「機内での苦情受け付けない」「丁寧な言葉遣い義務付けなし」…サービス簡略化の文書を機内に備え付け
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450:名無しさん@13周年[sage] 投稿日:2012/06/04(月) 19:25:27.88 ID:iRJXmZ+I0

「よお豚ども!安さに釣られて乗ってきやがったな!
これから何時間かの間、お前らのクソみてえな命は、
この俺様――機長のアンダーソン様に握られてるわけだ!
そのきたねえ耳の穴かっぽじってよく聞け、そしてよく理解しておけ!

当機はこれから、tokyoを飛び立ってLAに向かう!
到着時間は俺様の気分次第だ!
ごちゃごちゃぬかすヤツは高度2万メートルの上空からダイブさせてやる!
ちょうどマイアミに住んでる俺んトコのイカレ婆が、庭のプールでクロコダイルを飼い始めたところだ!
来世でバッグにされたいヤツは順に前に出ろ!

繰り返す!てめえらのクソみてえな命は、この俺様が握っている!
無事にLAで金髪ビッチの尻を拝みたいんなら、そこんところよく覚えておけ!
エサはきっかり二時間後だ! 以上!!」
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